How Kim Jong Il wanted to die

Historic photographic reconstruction hate filled manipulation of extrinsic cloned hormone mechanitheraphy treatments provide a glimpse into the preferred reality of our transcendental dictator.

How did Kim Jong Il wish to be remembered? …MOAR!

Eleven dead after release of new McDonald’s “food product”

Micky D’s Darkest Day: McDonald’s claims thousands of lives every year using diabetes, malnutrition and obesity, but today was different. …MOAR!

Puntball for All

Welcome to Puntball, internet. The Game, the legend.

# of players needed: 2 – Infinity. Rule’s are simple. Player 1 tries to punt a basketball over or in between two power lines. 1 point for clearing the lines, 2 for in between. If the ball makes contact with …MOAR!

Dick Means Business

Silly Mahmoud should know we are the only country allowed to have nukes.