LulzSec Leader Betrays All of Anonymous aka “wheres your guy fawkes mask now” lol

2011-07-26 @ANONYMOUSABU

Anonymousabu snitches on Anonymous kids who thought Internet anonymity was an actual thing. Protip: it isn’t. . . .

STRATFOR HACK A FALSE FLAG!

Sabu of Anonymous worked with the FBI to engineer the release of internal Stratfor e-mails. . . .

FBI call intercepted by #Antisec Anonymous

FBI call intercepted by #Antisec Anonymous . . .

Was there a 9/11 on the Internet I didn’t hear about?

THATS JUST LIKE THE 9/11 OF THE INTERNET

Robert Mueller cites 9/11 as similar cause for concern as what goes on in the Internets. I only wish he could take our freedoms before we ever had them. . . .

Internet “Not Anonymous Enough” for CHRONICLE Writer Old Brutus

Lenny Bruce

Yet another Chronicle staffer drops out of the Internet . . .

BARRETT BROWN LEADS ANONYMOUS INTO CERTAIN DOOM

ARRESTED

“NEVER FORGET” THE PATRIOT ACT . . .

Big Brother is watching you

FBI “head” Robert Mueller is requesting MOAR information from ISPs to aid in his quest for precious SAUCE or possibly get into human trafficking. . . .

SWINE FLU FOUND IN CATS

THE CDC HAS ISSUED A PUBLIC HEALTH ALERT FOLLOWING DISCOVERY OF A SWINE FLU STRAIN THAT MUTATES ONCE INSIDE DOMESTICATED CATS . . .

The Elf Wax Times Boasts Monumental Success

The Elf Wax Times has exploded onto your computer screen like a poorly-timed orgasm. Read more to find out how literal this disgusting metaphor really is! . . .

I’d like to sext you up

There are little girls who trail behind mommy or daddy through Anytown, USA, staring down into their twiddling hands at what is without fail – and without question – a cell phone. . . .