Like your uncircumcised, shriveled up little excuse for a winky, The Chronicle.SU has risen to the call of the next, and possibly last, Miley Cyrus article. …MOAR!
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By  Frank Mason, on October 12th, 2010%
By Frank Mason, on October 9th, 2010%
Witness the flower unfold, wither and die, and become the dirt again. And then watch the dirt fry. …MOAR!  One comment  Status Quo, новости  american dream, bomb, fear, fire, hate, love, president, puppet, sex, sexuality, trouble, work By Frank Mason, on October 4th, 2010%Don’t be afraid to speak out. If you say something wrong, it will just be erased by Roanoke Revolution: “Recognizing The Right People!” …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on September 30th, 2010%The Elf Wax Times’ team of political analysts project that the publication’s platform of drug use, videogames and name-calling will be all the evidence voters need to make the right decision in 2012. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on August 24th, 2010%Twisted combinations of acid and 24-hour news have turned one local man’s life into a waking nightmare. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on July 29th, 2010%Elf Wax Times offers anecdotal evidence for the majority of its readership. Also, how to fuck a magazine. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on April 14th, 2010%Lockheed-Martin pays Elmo and some other puppets go on PBS tonight to tell kids how to cope with death as a result of suicide, illness and war. …MOAR! By Tyler Bass, on April 14th, 2010%(Image courtesy of the CHRONICLE.SU’s very own Media Mogul) If you fill out and send in this form, you can remove you or your ward’s name from a list of prospective American military recruits. Its completion moves a name into a “suppression …MOAR! By chronicle.SU, on March 19th, 2010%Washington, D.C.–Tens of thousands of protesters are expected to gather in front of the White House to protest the Afghanistan and Iraq wars. Elf Wax reports live from noon to six. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on March 10th, 2010%The Elf Wax Times goes deep into fake hippie territory to bring you a startling exposé of despicable fear-sheep who respond better to Facebook groups than true injustices. …MOAR! |
 
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