The Elf Wax Times takes you on an inside look at poverty-stricken Haiti before the earthquake that rescued many from starvation. …MOAR!
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By  chronicle.SU, on January 20th, 2010%By Frank Mason, on December 13th, 2009%Apocalypse or gift from the Heavens? You decide after we give you one hyper-delusional side of this annual story of Gemini’s Wrath. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on December 8th, 2009%Micky D’s Darkest Day: McDonald’s claims thousands of lives every year using diabetes, malnutrition and obesity, but today was different. …MOAR! By Charlie, on August 28th, 2009%The Elf Wax Times is proud to bring you fresh talent and new insight! Join us to learn more about your fearless new writer. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on May 12th, 2009%Just what it says. Get with the program. New things are happening. Don’t use your real information. Don’t worry about me. What’s there will eventually be pushed into obscurity. I will delete this article once it finds a happy position on the front page. And once hosting is …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on April 12th, 2009%Since the dawn of time, paranoid delusional people have been denied the opportunity to dodge reality and dive into the upward-spiraling colossus of a self-feeding reward system of worry. But now we can, with EvoCam. Combining the award-winning prestige of the highly adaptive miniature video camera with the competence of your common desktop or laptop …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on April 6th, 2008%Collegetown,USA—Very few classes teach us to ask questions.Quite the opposite, we are taught not to question, but to remember.But how does one learn without asking questions?What are we really being taught? April’s Fool.Here you are, operating on the knowledge of those who died and lived …MOAR! |
 
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