Anonymous spawns new type of pr0n

AnonPr0n breaks new ground in fapping. . . .

Why I can’t do Facebook

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Elf Wax columnist and internet rapist Al Stephenson delivers a biting review of the social networking fucksite, Facebook. . . .

Open Letter to Danny Gilmore

For the second time in a row, The Elf Wax Times picked up your slack because nobody is willing to stand up for fucking anything. . . .

Chris Crocker’s Internet Boyfriend Search

Elf Wax takes you on an inside look at a sad internet character’s contest and the sadder people who seek to be his boyfriend. . . .

God damn internet

The internet has taken control of our long-range nuclear missile silos. Richmond, VA readies itself for mandatory evacuation. Prepare for chaos. . . .