Facebook drinking at an all-time high

Getting drunk and sitting at Facebook is the new way to party, and Elf Wax Times goes in-depth to find out why, and with whom we can score. …MOAR!

Report: Dan K. Back in Town

YOURTOWN, US–After a recent independent investigation, it has come to our attention here at the Times that Dan K., a known pal to many locals, has indeed returned to the area.

…MOAR!

Hatt Baby!

ENJOY, N00BZ.

Dick Means Business

Silly Mahmoud should know we are the only country allowed to have nukes.