Final Shuttle Launch Signifies Total Apathy Toward Human Progress

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This article can be safely ignored, because it is about the space shuttle which is now irrelevant. Not like that makes a difference to you, though, because you never cared in the first place. . . .

Angry Birds institute no-fly zone, escalate anti-Pig propaganda

United Angry Bird Nations rain hell on the Pig territories in the name of freedom. Civilian deaths are the net result, and Angry Bird media continues to portray a dire egg situation. . . .

The Only True Conspiracy Theory

America now sees what the businessmen who financed the Tea Party intended: Dressed in powdered wigs and wearing red makeup that is actually gore, the Tea Party is shoveling babies into the ocean with pitchforks. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton is gagging Lady Liberty with her gigantic strap-on while trying to save face by praising Al-Jazeera and . . .