Murderers of Aaron Swartz tried to disguise his death as a suicide.
NEW YORK — After reports of Aaron Swartz’s apparent suicide circulated around the Internet this weekend, investigators found evidence of foul play. A former architect of Reddit, the online forum scandalized earlier this year by child pornography and “creepshots,” Aaron Swartz was . . .
Mitt Romney drives the final nail into the coffin of his political career with an offensively bomb-inducing sketch of sacred Islam Prophet Muhammad, and then blames Google for starting it. . . .
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Miley Cyrus turns 18 today, breaking purity vows made to the Status Quo. Will she turn into Brittany Spears, or some other celebrity slut? You decide. . . .
Like your uncircumcised, shriveled up little excuse for a winky, The Chronicle.SU has risen to the call of the next, and possibly last, Miley Cyrus article. . . .
Google collapsed under the weight of its own self-searching, a glitch that has cost many their lives. Why, God, why? . . .
Our existence is destined to funnel into a black hole of data, in which all 1s become 0s. Google enslaves mankind, only to erase it. Why, Google? . . .
The Elf Wax Times has exploded onto your computer screen like a poorly-timed orgasm. Read more to find out how literal this disgusting metaphor really is! . . .
The internet has taken control of our long-range nuclear missile silos. Richmond, VA readies itself for mandatory evacuation. Prepare for chaos. . . .
Silly Mahmoud should know we are the only country allowed to have nukes.