Has the gubment taken your pension? Is the man keeping you down? Look no further than the government to get you back on your feet. . . .
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By  Frank Mason, on June 30th, 2009% One comment  Editorial, Law, News, Politics, Religion, Special Interest, Technology  aids, children, court, dead, dui, fail, fascism, germans, ghetto, government, gubment, hitler, imported, limousine, pension, pope, popemobile, satellites, sieg heil, stories, traffic, uncle sam By Kilgoar, on May 29th, 2009%Foreword:As Chief Cryptozoology expert at Elf Wax, I’ve been on the hunt for proof of Bigfoot for years. Lately, some hoaxes have become so complex and convincing, that the truth is actually less detailed and accurate than the hoax itself. Can a hoax be so perfectly orchestrated that the truth of the matter fades into . . . By Frank Mason, on April 12th, 2009%Since the dawn of time, paranoid delusional people have been denied the opportunity to dodge reality and dive into the upward-spiraling colossus of a self-feeding reward system of worry. But now we can, with EvoCam. Combining the award-winning prestige of the highly adaptive miniature video camera with the competence of your common desktop or laptop . . . By Ronny Nitro, on April 9th, 2008%
PALO ALTO, CA–Amidst recent protests disrupting the Olympic Torch Relay throughout several countries, a recent study conducted by the Logical Institute of Thought, or LIT, in Palo Alto has concluded that in no point in the modern Olympic Games’ 112-year history has the worldly tradition of relaying the ignited Olympic torch ever interfered or influenced . . . By Frank Mason, on April 6th, 2008%Collegetown,USA—Very few classes teach us to ask questions.Quite the opposite, we are taught not to question, but to remember.But how does one learn without asking questions?What are we really being taught? April’s Fool.Here you are, operating on the knowledge of those who died and lived . . . By Ronny Nitro, on March 13th, 2008%ROANOKE, VA–As a result of the recent findings of pharmaceutical drugs in tap water across the U.S., a local study in Roanoke, Virginia has found traces of lysergic acid diethylamide(LSD) in the community’s water supply. Experts say the water supply could’ve been “spiked” many . . . |
 
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