John Stoltenberg: “Andrew ‘@rabite’ Auernheimer Only Kidding; No Racist, Sexist”

Much ado has been made persecuting compassionate and considerate member of the online family Andrew Auernheimer, a playful jokester who has brought delight to the faces of millions of Internet users. Monocultural chauvinists in federal law enforcement have run wild with accusations of “computer fraud,” while confused fellow “leftists” like Raw Story Editor Emeritus . . .

Houston Rockets’ Yao Ming Retires, Like a Quitter, from Basketball

Yao Ming clearly does not give a fuck

Yao Ming just couldn’t commit to the sport of basketball, bringing shame on his family’s name. Deep shame. . . .