Mitt Romney declares himself “too evil to lose” Michigan primary

Mitt Romney

Detroit– Mitt Romney eats Santorum for breakfast Friday in Michigan primary, demands seconds. …MOAR!

Defense Contractors Sponsor Sesame Street Programming Special

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If you fill out and send in this form, you can remove you or your ward’s name from a list of prospective American military recruits. Its completion moves a name into a “suppression …MOAR!

PROTEST IN D.C.

Anti-war protest takes off in Washington, D.C. Live coverage right here at Elf Wax – just for the hell of it. …MOAR!

ANTI-WAR PROTEST IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

Washington, D.C.–Tens of thousands of protesters are expected to gather in front of the White House to protest the Afghanistan and Iraq wars. Elf Wax reports live from noon to six. …MOAR!