We come bearing gifts!

Mike Webert, Career Criminal

“We come bearing gifts!” the female announced, holding up a gift basket with a smile. “Well, hello!” replied the aide, taking the flowers and displaying them on her desk. “Please, come on in!” The group strode by as my reporter continued to wait. They disappeared into their mutual representative’s office and closed the door. . . .

Hillary’s ‘Hardest’ Choice: To Spit or Swallow MIC Payload

Hillary Clinton

Released to rave reviews, the book has been called “a modern-day woman’s meditation on Freedom, reminiscent of Rand, Woolf, and Morrison,” by the Wall Street Journal. . . .

Fuck Your Desert, Brown People Are Sub-Human Animals Who Feel Nothing, And The Middle East Is My Political Toy

Cool Obama

We let Iraq go because it was no longer profitable to keep it. What good is a broken nation without oil? We need a power player, Iraq. . . .

100 Molested Children Bring Class Action Lawsuit Against Hatesec Enterprises

Lebal Drocer Inc Touched All Dem Children

“If the government cracks down on this now, then we’re all going to be headed down a slippery slope of Big Government ruling every facet of our lives.” – Dan Story . . .

Police with Stun Batons Calm 3,000 Selfish Nike Workers Seeking “Fair Pay”

Underpaid Labor - Just Do It

Indignant Nike laborers selfishly demanded $88 monthly wage, like it even costs that much to live on a pile of dirt. The police had an answer for that. . . .

Former Southern Baptists Sue Church Over Misrepresented Donations

The Southern Baptist Fortified Super Church looms over its flock.

“The church, under the leadership of David Miscavige, has strayed from its founding principles, the lawsuit claims, “and no longer stands for the hatred and distrust of outside cultures that protect the family, God and the Bible.” . . .

Readers Vow to Be Faithful to Leadership of Raghubir Goyal

CHRONICLE READERSHIP PLEDGES UNDYING ALLEGIANCE TO RAGHUBIR GOYAL

CHRONICLE.SU – THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE AS RAGHUBIR GOYAL ASSUMES TOTAL CONTROL OF INTERNET HATE SITE CHRONICLE.SU – PRAISE INGLIP! . . .

Man claims four lives amid chilling case of the Mondays

Police respond to brutal office slayings

SlavTech Enterprises office worker Harold Strafford opened fire on his colleagues Wednesday after contracting an unseasonable case of the Mondays. . . .

Rick Astley battles accusations of child molestation

Rick Astley

Rick Astley’s public battle with child molestation accusations . . .

UFO books in public school libraries are a deliberate disinformation campaign planted by the U.S. Government

flying rods

We make a lot of money talking about the truth on Lebal Drocer, Inc. Radio HATE at chronicle.su after-hours. Thursday we talked about aliens with accomplished author Kilgore Trout, an expert on aliens and the paranormal who is currently laboring over the Internet Anti-Hero Handbook (tentatively titled). He explained the . . .