Elf Wax Is Healing

The Elf Wax Times was really fucked up. . . .

NEW MANDATE: Guns for the Blind

A group of people once discriminated against by gun traders are now required by law to carry a sidearm. . . .

Sarah Palin illegally crosses border to receive free health care

Whitehorse, Canada–Sarah Palin was seen jumping out of a dirty, overloaded pick up truck Tuesday and crossing the Canadian border to steal single-payer Health Care. . . .