Help, I’ve swallowed a fishhook!

OH MY GOD WHAT I HAVE DONE!!!1 PLZ HELP ME PLEEEZ!!!! BR? GIBE MONEY PLZ, WTS HEAVY AXE (lol n00bz) . . .

Elderly woman dies ‘on hold’ with Verizon

Verizon plays a deadly hand in the demise of a beloved family member who simply could not handle all the sexting. . . .