Record Storm From South Will Bring Budweiser, Hit Wife In Front Of Family

The most hateful storm of the century

The most hateful storm of the century will hit Wednesday. Warning: MAY STRIKE DURING CHURCH HOURS. . . .

MILEY CYRUS TURNS 18, n00ds coming soon

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Miley Cyrus turns 18 today, breaking purity vows made to the Status Quo. Will she turn into Brittany Spears, or some other celebrity slut? You decide. . . .

Miley Cyrus Upskirts For All.

Miley and her incestuous pimp offer a fresh take on an old sin, and discuss the benefdangers of sexting. . . .

Why I can’t do Facebook

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Elf Wax columnist and internet rapist Al Stephenson delivers a biting review of the social networking fucksite, Facebook. . . .