WASHINGTON – A full 16 hours before an Internet Chronicle writer would issue his dire, satirical indictment of unnamed conspirators for the murder of Aaron Swartz, Iranian state media was already on the case, hinting early Eastern time Sunday morning the Internet activist’s opposition to President Barack Obama’s kill-list targeted assassination …MOAR!
Experience the awesome realism of day-to-day military operations from the eyes of a grizzled xenophobic Alabaman named Jeff Cleburn, and count the days until he rotates out of this shithole. …MOAR!
Hackers for freedom strike again. …MOAR!
The only “serious” differences in fundie types are alterations in the underlying cartoon narrative of anthropology, familial histories, flying men and talking donkeys. …MOAR!
Lockheed-Martin pays Elmo and some other puppets go on PBS tonight to tell kids how to cope with death as a result of suicide, illness and war. …MOAR!
Washington, D.C.–Tens of thousands of protesters are expected to gather in front of the White House to protest the Afghanistan and Iraq wars. Elf Wax reports live from noon to six. …MOAR!
Is slaughtering innocents enough to help us win the fight against Terror? You decide, on level three. …MOAR!
The world bank has collapsed and the Taliban hold your children hostage for ransom you don’t have. Chem-trails! …MOAR!
Chaos in Iran —————-
Mir Hossein Mousavi, Ahmadinejad’s opposition in Iran’s primary election, has been placed on house arrest following mass rioting throughout the broken nation.
Rigged polls gave the incumbent dictator 63 percent of the votes, leaving Mousavi with less than 34 percent – a difference …MOAR!