Iran and America Agree: “Fuck Afghanistan”

Iran and the United States have come together in a landmark baby step, citing their agreement. “Afghani drugs are no good,” says Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. This is partly because the Taliban is forcing the peasants to grow opium, and partly because the United States would have a perfect . . .

Dick Means Business

Silly Mahmoud should know we are the only country allowed to have nukes.