Lurk moar: Ryan Cleary violates bail after talking to Sabu, goes directly to jail

Ryan Cleary

LONDON — Ryan Cleary proved his attorney wrong March 5. He is guilty as fuck. . . .

Sabu: Fall From Grace

SABU was working with the FBI when Stratfor was hacked

The biggest named hacker in the world right now used to endorse chronicle.su until we found out he’s working for the FBI. Then he decided he hates us. He wrote nasty stuff about us. Nobody believed us when we warned them he’s working with the government. About three days ago, news hit he is the biggest snitch in online criminal history. We were right, before anyone else was. . . .

FBI call intercepted by #Antisec Anonymous

FBI call intercepted by #Antisec Anonymous . . .

AUTISTIC DAILYMAIL WRITER HACKS PHONE RECORDS OF SHETLAND TEEN HACKER

Chris Greenwood is seen here in his natural emotive state

Chris Greenwood is seen here in his natural emotive state

Chris Greenwood of the DailyFail published a story on Sunday describing Topiary, the voice of LulzSec, as an autistic and friendless child who was often bullied. Our phone-hackers have informed us Greenwood obtained this information illegally from phone hacking.

It is against international . . .

Topiary Awaits Hearing as Speculation Mounts Hilariously

Ryan Cleary in Court

Uglyman Ryan Cleary exits the courtroom where lulz took place

Every tech nerd, geek and new owner of adult novelties are glued the their news feeds, all asking the same thing: Will Topiary, hailing from the island of Yell, be a hot hipster or a nasty, ugly nerd like Ryan? Most likely, . . .

Mega-exclusive interview with Lulz Security

LulzSec sailed their LulzBoat into public waters today and Chronicle.SU reached them for comment. “Welcome to the bot-net!” exclaimed the limey young hackers. “You jelly of AnonNews, Chronicle?” . . .