NullCrew Ups the Ante With Valentine’s Day Release Threat

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Two weeks.

Two weeks until you’re either drinking wine, snuggling (or worse) with your loved one; or cowering in fear as the NullCrew‘s latest SQL injection information is dropped for all the world to see . . .  or at least a couple of hundred …MOAR!

Brown Taken Down

BARRETT BROWN, ANONYMOUS GATEKEEPER

Brown publicly accused Trout via Twitter of bonking his woman following an episode in which sources indicate Brown most likely abused a “dumbfounding” weight of life-ending narcotic drugs. …MOAR!

CONGRATULATORY LETTER FROM ESTEEMED LEBAL DROCER EDUCATIONAL NERVE CENTER

RAGHUBIR GOYAL

INGLIP TRANSHUMANIST MOVEMENT HAILS AURORA, COLO. MURDER OF DOZEN OR MORE VIOLENCE ENTHUSIASTS …MOAR!

Readers Vow to Be Faithful to Leadership of Raghubir Goyal

CHRONICLE READERSHIP PLEDGES UNDYING ALLEGIANCE TO RAGHUBIR GOYAL

CHRONICLE.SU – THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE AS RAGHUBIR GOYAL ASSUMES TOTAL CONTROL OF INTERNET HATE SITE CHRONICLE.SU – PRAISE INGLIP! …MOAR!

State of the Internet address

anonymous

Condition: deplorable …MOAR!

UFO books in public school libraries are a deliberate disinformation campaign planted by the U.S. Government

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We make a lot of money talking about the truth on Lebal Drocer, Inc. Radio HATE at chronicle.su after-hours. Thursday we talked about aliens with accomplished author Kilgore Trout, an expert on aliens and the paranormal who is currently laboring over the Internet Anti-Hero Handbook (tentatively titled). He explained the …MOAR!

Local asshole Kilgore Trout attempts to destroy Chronicle database

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CHRONICLE.SU STAFF WRITER KILGORE TROUT ATTEMPTS TO SABOTAGE OWN WEBSITE WITH FAILSCRIPT …MOAR!

Anonymous, you are my very personal army

Kilgore Trout, King of Anonymous. …MOAR!