AMERICA CAN’T LOOK AWAY! Trainwreck Sensation Little Honey Boo Boo Empowers Market With Fearless March Toward Diabetes

YOU BETTER REDNECKOGNIZE! . . .

America Finally Closes Its Borders

America finally closes its Borders

Jumpin’ borders. . . .

Record Storm From South Will Bring Budweiser, Hit Wife In Front Of Family

The most hateful storm of the century

The most hateful storm of the century will hit Wednesday. Warning: MAY STRIKE DURING CHURCH HOURS. . . .

Area Man Fatally Bludgeoned With Baseball Bat

CAHULAWASSEE, GA — A local man was found fatally wounded today after an apparent bludgeoning. The victim, whose name remains unreleased until the notification of kin, was found dead and freshly buried in the ground, wrapped in a blue tarp. Not much is known of the victim at the time . . .