Rodong Sinmun

Backed by outside forces, the USA is hell-bent on igniting nuclear war against the DPRK . . .

Final Shuttle Launch Signifies Total Apathy Toward Human Progress

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This article can be safely ignored, because it is about the space shuttle which is now irrelevant. Not like that makes a difference to you, though, because you never cared in the first place. . . .

North Korean weapon vessel turns around, “left the stove on”

“It could start a fire,” said one analyst, Ernest H. Way, at Elf Wax Research Laboratories. . . .