Lebal Drocer officials enter Chronicle offices, destroy hard drives

The Lebal Drocer Hate-Coil "Mind Over Matter"

Lebal Drocer, Inc. has toughened their stance on Internet freedom, citing the upswing in information terrorism as one reason for writing new legislation that would grant them “unfathomable” control over Internet traffic all over the world. . . .

100 Molested Children Bring Class Action Lawsuit Against Hatesec Enterprises

Lebal Drocer Inc Touched All Dem Children

“If the government cracks down on this now, then we’re all going to be headed down a slippery slope of Big Government ruling every facet of our lives.” – Dan Story . . .

Hide From Yourself In One of Nine Beautiful Hong Kong Locations

Political Asylum Hong Kong Hidey Hole

The NSA knows where you stay. Do you think you can get out in time? . . .

Police with Stun Batons Calm 3,000 Selfish Nike Workers Seeking “Fair Pay”

Underpaid Labor - Just Do It

Indignant Nike laborers selfishly demanded $88 monthly wage, like it even costs that much to live on a pile of dirt. The police had an answer for that. . . .

AMERICA CAN’T LOOK AWAY! Trainwreck Sensation Little Honey Boo Boo Empowers Market With Fearless March Toward Diabetes

YOU BETTER REDNECKOGNIZE! . . .

CONGRATULATORY LETTER FROM ESTEEMED LEBAL DROCER EDUCATIONAL NERVE CENTER

RAGHUBIR GOYAL

INGLIP TRANSHUMANIST MOVEMENT HAILS AURORA, COLO. MURDER OF DOZEN OR MORE VIOLENCE ENTHUSIASTS . . .

New Miracle breakthrough drug containing dead baby flesh “adds years” to your sex life

Baby Dust Lotion ad

Seoul – South Korean smugglers caught trafficking millions of pills containing human flesh charged with copyright violations of Lebal Drocer product. . . .

New Product uncovers nightmarish realities

The Lebal Drocer Hate-Coil "Mind Over Matter"

Lebal Drocer’s Mind Over Matter can be inserted directly into the brain stem and is powered by any wall outlet, and your stupid gay thoughts. . . .

Staff writer Cess Poole comes close to nearly writing article

Cess Poole

Local writer later said “Fuck it”

Cess Poole makes his living stealing money from people's wallets.

Cess Poole, chronicle.su writer, expressed wishes Sunday to produce new material. Almost immediately, however, the young penman changed his mind.

“He was like, ‘Fuck it,’” said fellow writer and chronicle.su editor Frank . . .

CHRONICLE SUPPRESSED BY INDIGNANT US GOVERNMENT

Key members of the U.S. Senate have privately avowed to have the Chronicle taken down

THE CHRONICLE.SU HAS MOVED OVERSEAS . . .