Yet another Chronicle staffer drops out of the Internet …MOAR!
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Yet another Chronicle staffer drops out of the Internet …MOAR! CHRONICLE.SU needs YOU! (To GTFO) …MOAR!
Sorry, Neil Young. …MOAR! You elected a two-dollar whore and got mad ’cause he blows like a porn star. Let’s talk about landing people on the asteroids. …MOAR! Got life? Try heroin! …MOAR! Lebal Drocer unleashes a new product on humanity. “This time it’s legal,” says spokesman Jeffrey Winebergeron. …MOAR! China has conducted a very unbiased survey of a small group of Communism-loving teenagers who find themselves victimized by the Internet. …MOAR! Is slaughtering innocents enough to help us win the fight against Terror? You decide, on level three. …MOAR! Cuthbert, Ga.–A local clergyman molested three boys in the course of one morning shift in the confessional box. On this subject, Pope Benedict XVI spoke publicly, however bluntly, when he told the press, “Join us or die.” The spiritual leader then claimed to be pure energy, and compared himself to “the malevolent moon” whose gravity …MOAR! |
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