Rick Astley battles accusations of child molestation

Rick Astley

Rick Astley’s public battle with child molestation accusations …MOAR!

Those Sandusky Boys – A Major Motion Picture

Sandusky

Penn State’s Coach Jerry Sandusky molested little boys “for teh lulz” and now stars in his own movie about the heinous crime! …MOAR!

Fanfiction: Righteous Indignation – Excuse Me While I Rape The World!

Victim of Andrew Breitbart

An Andrew Breitbart fanfiction

“No, Mr. Breitbart. Please!”

Andrew Breitbart’s stringy gray hair was greased back with sweat as he loomed over a child, heaving and groaning. In his shadow, the small boy covered his naked shame with both hands and fixed his eyes on the wall, where a picture of Jesus was hung. He …MOAR!

It’ll never end! “Unless you stop it.”

To be born of love, there sure is a lot of talk about hate. “Brother you have to wait.” …MOAR!

Shaemarie Skaggs

skaggs-kicker

Survivor. Lover. Artist. Free. …MOAR!

The Story of Open Eyes and the Effect on Society

Let's make a love revolution

A Facebooker antagonizes fear-ridden girl, sparking personal revolution. Showing solidarity, the Soviet Chronicle follows suit. …MOAR!

The Chronicle Manifesto

terrorist

As might be spat by Das Racist …MOAR!

New Century American Motto

miss atom 2009

Witness the flower unfold, wither and die, and become the dirt again. And then watch the dirt fry. …MOAR!

Google Googles self, search feature ‘disabled until further notice’

google

Google collapsed under the weight of its own self-searching, a glitch that has cost many their lives. Why, God, why? …MOAR!

Anti-hate protest results in ‘no additional love’

The Elf Wax Times goes deep into fake hippie territory to bring you a startling exposé of despicable fear-sheep who respond better to Facebook groups than true injustices. …MOAR!