Lebal Drocer’s Mind Over Matter can be inserted directly into the brain stem and is powered by any wall outlet, and your stupid gay thoughts. …MOAR!
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By  Frank Mason, on March 25th, 2012%
By chronicle.SU, on September 24th, 2011%Don’t be afraid to fall in love. …MOAR! By Old Brutus, on May 28th, 2011%
When blind dates attack! …MOAR! By lowercase anonymous, on May 4th, 2011%
“NEVER FORGET” THE PATRIOT ACT …MOAR!  24 comments  Hate, Technology  anonymous, arrested, barrett brown, CIA, demise, dod, doj, fbi, fear, LSD, nsa, patriot act By Frank Mason, on September 30th, 2010%The Elf Wax Times’ team of political analysts project that the publication’s platform of drug use, videogames and name-calling will be all the evidence voters need to make the right decision in 2012. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on August 24th, 2010%Twisted combinations of acid and 24-hour news have turned one local man’s life into a waking nightmare. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on August 4th, 2010%Information on what to expect during a typical acid trip. …MOAR! By Viet Zam, on March 1st, 2010%Miami, Fl.–Journey through yourself in man’s quest for the chaos generator. Read more to find out who, if anyone, plucks the strings of existence. Elf Wax psychoanalysts are standing by. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on February 23rd, 2010%The Elf Wax Times got fucking wasted and saw a great show, vomited in an alleyway, then drove home to tell you about it. …MOAR! |
 
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