Internet Chronicle Ignites Race War: HELTER SKELETOR!!!!!

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THE CHRONICLE.SU IS YOUR KIND

Lebal Drocer Executive

After many focus groups, Lebal Drocer understands you want diversity in your news. Sorry, but we only trust white people. . . .

Elderly woman dies ‘on hold’ with Verizon

Verizon plays a deadly hand in the demise of a beloved family member who simply could not handle all the sexting. . . .

FAN MAIL!

Greetings viewers! Welcome to the program! Long time, no blog, eh? (writer’s block, i mean, strike)

This week we had a very special fan submit to us a very special feedback comment on our newgrounds page*. *For those who haven’t seen, please. Enjoy for yourselfs. HERE or T. . .