Internet Chronicle Ignites Race War: HELTER SKELETOR!!!!!

Crosstika

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THE CHRONICLE.SU IS YOUR KIND

Lebal Drocer Executive

After many focus groups, Lebal Drocer understands you want diversity in your news. Sorry, but we only trust white people. …MOAR!

Elderly woman dies ‘on hold’ with Verizon

Verizon plays a deadly hand in the demise of a beloved family member who simply could not handle all the sexting. …MOAR!

FAN MAIL!

Greetings viewers! Welcome to the program! Long time, no blog, eh? (writer’s block, i mean, strike)

This week we had a very special fan submit to us a very special feedback comment on our newgrounds page*. *For those who haven’t seen, please. Enjoy for yourselfs. HERE or T…MOAR!