We were going to write an excerpt for this story but then Rasta-man totally forgot what it was about so we grilled cheese sandwiches and let the intern worry about it. …MOAR!
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By  Frank Mason, on March 2nd, 2010%By Frank Mason, on February 23rd, 2010%The Elf Wax Times got fucking wasted and saw a great show, vomited in an alleyway, then drove home to tell you about it. …MOAR! By Kilgoar, on February 13th, 2010%NEW! MCMAFIA FROM MCDONALD’S, sold only in Italy. Read to find out what Sarah Palin’s hand has to say. Spoiler Alert: it’s not a handjob or else she wouldn’t have retarded children. …MOAR! By Loki and the Hecktones, on February 5th, 2010%T-Pain’s irresponsible use of what used to be known as “the Cher machine” has led to a breakdown of global economic politics hinging on the Panama Canal. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on January 23rd, 2010%Don’t read this piece of shit publication any longer. WATCH IT INSTEAD! Mini-Daddy drops it like it’s hot, but like it’s hotter. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on December 13th, 2009%Apocalypse or gift from the Heavens? You decide after we give you one hyper-delusional side of this annual story of Gemini’s Wrath. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on November 28th, 2009%Pirates have released an automatically-validating, automatically-updating edition of Windows 7. Those giving bastards! …MOAR!  6 comments  Technology  bill gates, bit torrent, blog, bob dylan, china, dicks, download, enzyte, fury, help computer, heroin, hollywood, internet, lol, lou reed, Marijuana, microsoft, miley cyrus, orgy, pc, pepsi, sex, software, stop all the downloading, tits, vista, windows 7, xp By chronicle.SU, on September 21st, 2009%The Elf Wax Times has exploded onto your computer screen like a poorly-timed orgasm. Read more to find out how literal this disgusting metaphor really is! …MOAR! 5 comments Special Interest analytics, ape, cold hard truth, elf, elf wax times, fbi, glory holes, god, google, jaundice, jesus, lithium, Marijuana, miley cyrus, nick jonas, porn, pussy, retard, roanoke, sex, sexting, wayne, whore By Frank Mason, on September 15th, 2009%A study conducted by the trustworthy United States Government reveals all drugs fuck you up equally, severely and permanently. …MOAR! 2 comments Health ad, ad council, bill hicks, commercial, DEA, drugs, freedom, important, Marijuana, president, PSA, Science, Weed |
 
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