Miley Cyrus turns 18 today, breaking purity vows made to the Status Quo. Will she turn into Brittany Spears, or some other celebrity slut? You decide. …MOAR!
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By  Frank Mason, on November 23rd, 2010%
By 27, on November 10th, 2010%
Parents beware. Your children are doing drugs inside their video games. The Soviet Chronicle goes nose deep into the world of cocaine video gaming and overdoses on the shit. …MOAR! By 27, on November 8th, 2010%
One man’s tale of love of JNCOs, and JNCO culture. Juggalo is deep, almost as deep as deez pocketz. /////////WORD …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on October 12th, 2010%
Like your uncircumcised, shriveled up little excuse for a winky, The Chronicle.SU has risen to the call of the next, and possibly last, Miley Cyrus article. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on September 30th, 2010%The Elf Wax Times’ team of political analysts project that the publication’s platform of drug use, videogames and name-calling will be all the evidence voters need to make the right decision in 2012. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on July 29th, 2010%Elf Wax Times offers anecdotal evidence for the majority of its readership. Also, how to fuck a magazine. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on July 24th, 2010%Miley and her incestuous pimp offer a fresh take on an old sin, and discuss the benefdangers of sexting. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on March 17th, 2010%
Google collapsed under the weight of its own self-searching, a glitch that has cost many their lives. Why, God, why? …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on December 13th, 2009%Apocalypse or gift from the Heavens? You decide after we give you one hyper-delusional side of this annual story of Gemini’s Wrath. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on November 28th, 2009%Pirates have released an automatically-validating, automatically-updating edition of Windows 7. Those giving bastards! …MOAR!  6 comments  Technology  bill gates, bit torrent, blog, bob dylan, china, dicks, download, enzyte, fury, help computer, heroin, hollywood, internet, lol, lou reed, Marijuana, microsoft, miley cyrus, orgy, pc, pepsi, sex, software, stop all the downloading, tits, vista, windows 7, xp |
 
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