Comcast deploys military police to Ferguson, MO

The Comcast customer service agency Xfinity Force Alpha executes orders to "kill on sight" any civilian who resists their fastest in-home WiFi limited time deal.

“The free market has a solution for Ferguson.” . . .

System Administrator Disappears Under Duress, Drug Psychosis

Twisted combinations of acid and 24-hour news have turned one local man’s life into a waking nightmare. . . .