Big Bank Theory

The world’s money has coalesced into a singularity, starving and depriving the world of its means of operation. . . .

There is an Apocalypse of Information

The Universe collapses in on itself, swallowing and regurgitating the reality we all know and love. ELLEN DEGENEROUS IS TONIGHT’S GUEST. . . .

ELF ONLINE: TAKE THE MONEY AND FUN

Guangdong, Cn.–Unpopular Chinese gaming company HappyMMO has swindled roughly twenty-five gamers out of their American money in a bid to relieve personal economic hardships abroad using a “game” known as Elf Online, an MMORPG in which people get together, set up shops, and do quests with each other while an . . .