Big Bank Theory

The world’s money has coalesced into a singularity, starving and depriving the world of its means of operation. …MOAR!

There is an Apocalypse of Information

The Universe collapses in on itself, swallowing and regurgitating the reality we all know and love. ELLEN DEGENEROUS IS TONIGHT’S GUEST. …MOAR!

ELF ONLINE: TAKE THE MONEY AND FUN

Guangdong, Cn.–Unpopular Chinese gaming company HappyMMO has swindled roughly twenty-five gamers out of their American money in a bid to relieve personal economic hardships abroad using a “game” known as Elf Online, an MMORPG in which people get together, set up shops, and do quests with each other …MOAR!