Is Bruno Mars gay?

Bruno Mars gay?

Has Bruno Mars come out of the closet? …MOAR!

Redlight King releases hit single “Old Man” again for the first time

Redlight King

Sorry, Neil Young. …MOAR!

NO NUKES LIKE GOOD NUKES!

Don’t be afraid to speak out. If you say something wrong, it will just be erased by Roanoke Revolution: “Recognizing The Right People!” …MOAR!

Miley Cyrus Upskirts For All.

Miley and her incestuous pimp offer a fresh take on an old sin, and discuss the benefdangers of sexting. …MOAR!

Fever To Sing

Fever to Sing was a festival. Elf Wax was there. …MOAR!

Larry And His Flask

The Elf Wax Times got fucking wasted and saw a great show, vomited in an alleyway, then drove home to tell you about it. …MOAR!

Limp Bizkit Inducted Into Rock and Rock Hall of Shame

“I think it’s pretty [depletive exleted] obvious that this was our goal from day one when we started jamming on some George Michael tunes” said Fred Durst, frontman/only actual band member. …MOAR!

Elf Wax Choosic Now Available On Grooveshark

Gainesville, FL–The online music streaming service, Grooveshark®, was pleased to announce Tuesday, the addition of several songs from the Elf Wax catalogue to its expanding database. The company, which has increasingly become a rival to Pandora®, expressed its enthusiasm in a personal email to Elf Wax. …MOAR!

Hatt Baby!

ENJOY, N00BZ.