When blind dates attack! …MOAR!
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By  Old Brutus, on May 28th, 2011%
By Frank Mason, on March 27th, 2010%Lebal Drocer unleashes a new product on humanity. “This time it’s legal,” says spokesman Jeffrey Winebergeron. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on August 31st, 2009%The internet has taken control of our long-range nuclear missile silos. Richmond, VA readies itself for mandatory evacuation. Prepare for chaos. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on June 21st, 2009%
MyPlace and Fakebook are responsible for up to sixty five percent of unwanted, accidental long-term relationships. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on May 31st, 2009%Roanoke, Va.–This girl I liked when we were in ninth grade was really cute and had pretty green eyes. I told her one day as we were walking to the buses and she said ‘thank you.’ I never thought another thing of it because chasing tail, I …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on May 8th, 2008%On an unrelated note, the War will continue.The man suspected to be the Al Qaeda leader in Iraq was found snoozing in a house in the Northern city of Mosul. The man confessed to being the owner of the long, unpronounceable name shown above but the military has …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on April 9th, 2008%Lakeland, Florida—Six malcontent teenage girls became popular yesterday – as per their goal, when they were filmed beating up best friend Victoria Lindsay and the video was subsequently uploaded to YouTube, a popular video sharing website on the Internet, a series of tubes used to connect telecom customers …MOAR! |
 
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Why I can’t do Facebook
Elf Wax columnist and internet rapist Al Stephenson delivers a biting review of the social networking fucksite, Facebook. …MOAR!