Houston Rockets’ Yao Ming Retires, Like a Quitter, from Basketball

Yao Ming clearly does not give a fuck

Yao Ming just couldn’t commit to the sport of basketball, bringing shame on his family’s name. Deep shame. . . .

That’s just like the 9/11 of…

The following is a list of the most awesome uses of the simile this article gets its title from. Also, everyone’s favorite tragedy, except for Cole Hogan. A bad week in Queercasting, or Heath Ledger’s death? That’s practically 9/11, ‘dude.’ Look at the animation to the left carefully if you . . .