Africa– Fans mourn the loss of Senegalese pop star Akon, who died of AIDS, which ravages their shitty continent. They can’t deal with it. …MOAR!
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Murder-Mom Casey Anthony goes to war against large-tittied Kim Kardashian, who said the gorgeous and camera-friendly Casey Anthony killed her own photogenic baby. We got your attention yet? Obama wants to go to war with Libya. …MOAR!  10 comments  World, новости  casey anthony, cnn, congress, democracy, libya, lies, News, obama, oppression, war, women By Frank Mason, on October 17th, 2010%
As might be spat by Das Racist …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on October 4th, 2010%Don’t be afraid to speak out. If you say something wrong, it will just be erased by Roanoke Revolution: “Recognizing The Right People!” …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on March 2nd, 2010%We were going to write an excerpt for this story but then Rasta-man totally forgot what it was about so we grilled cheese sandwiches and let the intern worry about it. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on December 8th, 2009%Micky D’s Darkest Day: McDonald’s claims thousands of lives every year using diabetes, malnutrition and obesity, but today was different. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on November 22nd, 2009%Playstation Network is the new face of hate in this week’s edition of The Elf Wax Times. How will Sony handle the cries for help? …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on October 4th, 2009%Snap into a psychotic rage this Fall in an all-new season of War, Episode II, Overseas Contingency Operation. Fuck propaganda – this is the REAL DEAL! …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on September 11th, 2009%The Elf Wax Times doesn’t hate lesbians, but statistics show that as the number of lesbians increase, the number of girls willing to fuck Elf Wax staff writers declines, threatening America’s freedom. …MOAR! 5 comments Editorial billy mays, bo diddly, bush, change, cheney, concision, congress, craigslist, drunk, elf wax times, freedom, freepress, gays, government, hillary clinton, homosexuals, hope, hypocrites, internet, jane fonda, journalism, lesbians, lies, logic, mccain, media, media mogul, meet the press, military, News, noam chomsky, obama, objectivity, politicians, rage against the machine, reason, rolling stones, rush limbaugh, terrorism, the doors, truth, TV, Uncontrollable Patriotism, weenus, writer |
 
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