The money you spend on tacos and Wal-Mart trash pays for genocide overseas. Your brain is committing suicide. You are generally worthless and we don’t like you reading Elf Wax. …MOAR!
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By  Frank Mason, on August 24th, 2009% 4 comments  Editorial  60s, communists, die, economy, elite, fail, government, hippies, NASA, News, pussy, TV, virgin mary By Frank Mason, on March 31st, 2009%Iran and the United States have come together in a landmark baby step, citing their agreement. “Afghani drugs are no good,” says Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. This is partly because the Taliban is forcing the peasants to grow opium, and partly because the United States would have …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on March 22nd, 2009%This stack of newspapers has hardly been touched Stay tuned for the following rant Washington, D.C.–Just as protesters marched on the nation’s capitol to keep pressure on the new president’s foreign policy, war policy, and end worldwide occupations Saturday, the Obama administration is ramping up for a new war on Iran. In an expected …MOAR! By Ronny Nitro, on March 23rd, 2008%NAMEATOWN, US–A local karate expert injured his hand and pride while trying to prove his strength by breaking a wooden board with his bare knuckles. Thurston Wallace, 19, after seeing elder karate experts nonchalantly break through boards using their foreheads, realized his strength was in question and was quick to saw a fresh board, …MOAR! By Ronny Nitro, on March 22nd, 2008%RICHMOND, VA– A local dude became noticeably disgusted after taking a sip of beer that had been used as an ashtray. The Elf Wax Times has just received new footage of the incident. In the video, a young man can be seen displaying caveman-like characteristics before consuming a Pabst Blue Ribbon. After a rather …MOAR! By Ronny Nitro, on October 21st, 2007% |
 
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