George Bush To Retake US Presidency

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Future President George Bush a-huntin’ them Reds

A great leader once asked, “How’s that hopey, changey stuff workin’ out for ya?”

America found her answer. Former President George W. Bush announced a plan Monday to “take America back,” starting with a campaign to reignite nationalism . . .

Obama to Award BP Executive Presidential Medal of Freedom

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Dr. Angstrom Troubadour, chief researcher at Lebal Drocer Laboratories, added, “It ain’t the size of the spill that matters. It’s the motion of the ocean.” . . .

NSA Today – the story of how the NSA is not that bad, except it really is, but that’s OK too

NSA Today

There is no proof NSA surveillance has successfully stopped a terrorist attack, and even if it did – would we really want it? . . .

Online peace activists can’t wait for Syria bombing

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INTERNET – According to a new study, an overwhelming majority of online peace activists just want President Obama to get on with bombing Syria.

The study, conducted by the non-partisan Pew Research Center, found that 91% of internet users who identify as peace activists are increasingly impatient to condemn . . .

Prison Architect: An Unfair Review of an Unfinished Video Game

Prison Architect Review

They walked into his office and stabbed him like it was nothing out of the ordinary, but also like it was something they’d been meaning to do for a long time. . . .

The Death of America: NSA, Snowden and the Surveillance State

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Snowden is an important figure, but not nearly as important as the story he created by releasing these NSA files. We live in a surveillance state. That much is certain. But there’s a gritty reality behind what that entails. . . .

Robots, military and unmanned drones to monitor 2014 World Cup

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The 2014 World Cup will be the safest, most patriotic World Cup ever, gaming officials said Monday. . . .

Obama Gun Plan Will “Combat Mass Shootings”

Stan Milton, lead designer for the Obama plan, said the plan will institute software designed to comb through buyers’ histories, cross-referencing prior instances of gun-related crimes against humanity. . . .

Hurricane Sandy Threatens White Communities Along Eastern United States

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We’ve never seen anything like it, John. Never before have Americans witnessed a storm so potentially threatening to the security of middle class whites. . . .

Paul Ryan washes dishes at Ohio soup kitchen and hurries out

Paul Ryan meets free black man

Paul Ryan hurriedly washes a pan while lecturing schoolchildren about the inconvenience of calluses. . . .