Obama Gun Plan Will “Combat Mass Shootings”

Stan Milton, lead designer for the Obama plan, said the plan will institute software designed to comb through buyers’ histories, cross-referencing prior instances of gun-related crimes against humanity. …MOAR!

Hurricane Sandy Threatens White Communities Along Eastern United States

white-guy-scared-of-bitchstorm

We’ve never seen anything like it, John. Never before have Americans witnessed a storm so potentially threatening to the security of middle class whites. …MOAR!

Paul Ryan washes dishes at Ohio soup kitchen and hurries out

Paul Ryan meets free black man

Paul Ryan hurriedly washes a pan while lecturing schoolchildren about the inconvenience of calluses. …MOAR!

Not That Innocent

WASHINGTON – In the past month an anti-Islam film trailer for a movie called “The Innocence of Muslims” has triggered a international debate about free speech and the murder of 50 people. The director, an Egyptian national and convicted methamphetamine distributor by the name of Nakoula Nakoula, now faces up to three years …MOAR!

Mitt Romney Draws Cute Picture of Islam Prophet Muhammed

Mitt Romney Draws Cute Picture of Islam Prophet Muhammad

Mitt Romney drives the final nail into the coffin of his political career with an offensively bomb-inducing sketch of sacred Islam Prophet Muhammad, and then blames Google for starting it. …MOAR!

UNIVERSE THREATENED BY NONEXISTENCE

computer simulation of the universe

Donate bitcoins to chronicle.su and reserve your place TODAY among a newly rearranged, inverted cosmos of mathematical novelty …MOAR!

Good News and Bad News

Killed Your Parents!

No bedtime! …MOAR!

CAPITALISM TO ENSLAVE MANKIND BY 2012

America.com

President Mitt Romney attacked his family on live television Sunday during afternoon prayer …MOAR!

The President is a terrorist

President Barry

BULLETIN: U.S. PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, MADE FAMOUS AFTER ESCALATING THE WAR OF TERROR AND BOMBING INNOCENT PEOPLE, IS MORE THAN A VIOLENT TERRORIST – HE IS AN INFORMATION TERRORIST!

BEWARE

Like Bradley Manning, Barack Obama privately lacks respect for the privacy of private communications sent to others in the private …MOAR!

Mitt Romney declares himself “too evil to lose” Michigan primary

Mitt Romney

Detroit– Mitt Romney eats Santorum for breakfast Friday in Michigan primary, demands seconds. …MOAR!