Obama to sign NDAA – Neverending Destruction of America Act

President Obama signs NDAA

Americans can now be detained and tortured, indefinitely, under US law. Held without trial. Whatever they want to do with you really. Awesome. . . .

CHRONICLE SUPPRESSED BY INDIGNANT US GOVERNMENT

Key members of the U.S. Senate have privately avowed to have the Chronicle taken down

THE CHRONICLE.SU HAS MOVED OVERSEAS . . .

What 1984 taught us

WHERE WERE YOU!?

I remember back when being gay was a sin. Those were the days… before the Islams and the Muslims started chopping off our heads! . . .

Th3j35t3r’s 9/11 terror spree

In th3j35t3r’s constant struggle against Jihadists, he has grown increasingly similar to his most hated enemies. By committing several terror attacks on 9/11, he has become more like Al-Qaeda than ever before. But is it going too far to call th3j35t3r’s attacks terrorism? As a recent victim of an attack by th3j35t3r, Chronicle.SU is of the opinion that th3j35t3r is indeed a terrorist. He was quick to publish our personal details in the hopes that it would scare us into submission. By this action alone, th3j35t3r definitely fits the most basic definition for terrorism. . . .

New Game Call of Duty: Modern Occupation 2 Makes Imperialism Fun Again

An Afghani clears away rubble, but not fast enough.

Experience the awesome realism of day-to-day military operations from the eyes of a grizzled xenophobic Alabaman named Jeff Cleburn, and count the days until he rotates out of this shithole. . . .

UBL Died for the Sins of Lebal Drocer

SCAPEGOAT!

This is just a friendly reminder that if United States President Barack Hussein Obama happens to be reelected, this is why.

Osama bin Laden died as a martyr, but not his way. Bin Laden died at the hands of Seal Team Six in the name of . . .

President Obama Trolls The Press: Opens Speech With Minute Of Unexplained Silence

The President just . . . stood there, staring out vacantly at everybody. We didn’t know what he was doing. He said it was a moment of silence. But for what? . . .

#fuckyouwashington

I love my fucking country. And my country loves fucking me. . . .

White House Demands Assange Assassination

Julian Assange

The hounds are loose. It might not be okay to call for certain people’s demise, but Assange is still fair game! . . .

America Finally Closes Its Borders

America finally closes its Borders

Jumpin’ borders. . . .