Chronicle.SU is WRONG

Wrong!

Adrien Chen pointed out that Hugo Carvalho is not Sabu, as investigative journalists within Chronicle.SU incorrectly reported. . . .

Elf Wax Times announces anti-lesbian platform

The Elf Wax Times doesn’t hate lesbians, but statistics show that as the number of lesbians increase, the number of girls willing to fuck Elf Wax staff writers declines, threatening America’s freedom. . . .