Obama to Award BP Executive Presidential Medal of Freedom

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Dr. Angstrom Troubadour, chief researcher at Lebal Drocer Laboratories, added, “It ain’t the size of the spill that matters. It’s the motion of the ocean.” . . .

Russia gets Libyan oil as half-assed NATO led attempt for democracy fails

Freedom ain't free. It's regulated and redistributed by the government first.

Neoliberalism strikes again! Russian oil companies move in after American boots on the ground fail to secure oil. . . .

A million people refuse to pump gas on April 15th

…And the other 310 million people don’t even care, because boycotting gasoline for a single day is like trying not to take a shit for a day. You’ll just do it tomorrow.

“But, by boycotting gas on April 15th, we’re sending the big oil companies a message!”

Demand isn’t affected if you still . . .

VOTING DOES NOT MATTER

There are many people who will say I am the ignorant one, to encourage voter apathy. To that, I say: I encourage voting; only with guns. . . .

All things are pure and beautiful

The NOAA is a government agency designed to watch out for your health, at the expense of your tax dollars and your health. And now they’ll tell your ass what’s safe to eat. . . .

Victory in Iraq!

ZombieTime.Com proclaimed victory in Iraq yesterday, and celebration has rippled through the Conservative blogosphere. In a complicated modern world, it’s important that we mark events in black and white, and know where we stand. If we want victory, we must respect ZombieTime.Com’s decision to be the official decider . . .