michael jackson returns from the dead.

Sexting

CHRONICLE.SU– Hateful throngs of wet young jailbait hoist their nubile bodies onto jagged rocky exterior of CHRONICLE HQ where the law abides YOU! …MOAR!

Lil Wayne dead at 29

Lil Wayne dead at 29

Lil Wayne, 29, died at his home in New Orleans Wednesday after overdosing on PCP. …MOAR!

12 Year Old Overdoses on Enzyte, Commits Suicide

In what is possibly the most gruesome and terrible ad-related news in the history of the world, a young man, terribly mistaken, demasculated himself by accidentally overdosing on his father’s Enzyte. The family has asked to remain anonymous because their shame is immeasurable.The boy’s father denies ever taking Enzyte. He admits “I was just, ashamed …MOAR!