Trouser Snake

Snakes are amazing creatures. They live on every continent except for Antarctica, where it is much too cold for snakes to survive. …MOAR!

Local man repairs relationship, loses penis

Roanoke, Va.–A Roanoke man savagely mutilated himself Friday while trying to prove to his ex-wife he was “still man enough to sexual role-play and use a skill saw naked.” Sources say he was attempting to sacrifice the family housecat to the love gods when things suddenly appeared very …MOAR!