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Miley Cyrus turns 18 today, breaking purity vows made to the Status Quo. Will she turn into Brittany Spears, or some other celebrity slut? You decide. . . . By Frank Mason, on July 29th, 2010%Elf Wax Times offers anecdotal evidence for the majority of its readership. Also, how to fuck a magazine. . . . By Hateful Man, on November 9th, 2009%The Elf Wax Times toils into the wee hours of the morning to bring you part one in an unlimited-part series: VOTE DOWN THE INTERNET, HAIL THE ELF WAX TIMES . . . By chronicle.SU, on September 21st, 2009%The Elf Wax Times has exploded onto your computer screen like a poorly-timed orgasm. Read more to find out how literal this disgusting metaphor really is! . . .  5 comments  Special Interest  analytics, ape, cold hard truth, elf, elf wax times, fbi, glory holes, god, google, jaundice, jesus, lithium, Marijuana, miley cyrus, nick jonas, porn, pussy, retard, roanoke, sex, sexting, wayne, whore By Frank Mason, on July 27th, 2009%Getting drunk and sitting at Facebook is the new way to party, and Elf Wax Times goes in-depth to find out why, and with whom we can score. . . . By Frank Mason, on June 10th, 2009%Coming this summer brought to you by Creamworks Pictures in association with Lebal Drocer, Incorporated From creator Harry Meinschlong comes “Pee Movie”, a comedy that will change everything you know about pee. Take a close look at the world through the eyes of one pee-drinker in particular – Jenny Jame Ison (Emma . . . |
 
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