For the second time in a row, The Elf Wax Times picked up your slack because nobody is willing to stand up for fucking anything. …MOAR!
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By  Frank Mason, on March 25th, 2010% 14 comments  Politics  america, assemblyman, ca, california, censorship, companies, danny gilmore, deceit, disinformation, fresno, fuck, fucking, god, hanford, heroin, highway patrol, hypocricy, la times, letter, liar, lies, los angeles, Marijuana, mary jane, meth, pcp, personal choice, pharmaceutical, Politics, pot, slave, smoke, thief By Frank Mason, on March 2nd, 2010%We were going to write an excerpt for this story but then Rasta-man totally forgot what it was about so we grilled cheese sandwiches and let the intern worry about it. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on May 24th, 2009%Washington, D.C.– In a harrowing defense of marijuana’s ongoing criminal status, FBI Director Robert Mueller successfully lumped marijuana in with all drugs. Dopes on the list include meth, heroin, oxycontin, crack and cocaine, but not alcohol, during a debate with Steve Cohen (D-TN). “Alcohol,” he said, “is …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on May 11th, 2009%Los Angeles, Ca.–Neil deGrasse Tyson, astrophysicist and author of the popular 2007 book Death by Black Hole, confirmed the Earth is in fact doomed to survive through the routine events of December 21, 2012. The educated assurance of this world-renowned scientist is rumored by analysts to have no bearing on those who already believe the …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on May 3rd, 2009%Washington, D.C.–Due to coming into close physical contact with government pigs in Washington, U.S. President Barack Hussein Obama has been diagnosed with the H1N1 virus, popularly known as swine flu, following a doctor visit Friday. Noticeable symptoms include tiredness of the eyes, a glazed “thousand-yard-stare” and the …MOAR! |
 
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