There are many people who will say I am the ignorant one, to encourage voter apathy. To that, I say: I encourage voting; only with guns. …MOAR!
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By  Frank Mason, on September 28th, 2010%By Frank Mason, on August 24th, 2010%Twisted combinations of acid and 24-hour news have turned one local man’s life into a waking nightmare. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on July 29th, 2010%Elf Wax Times offers anecdotal evidence for the majority of its readership. Also, how to fuck a magazine. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on September 26th, 2009%Elf Wax political columnist, campaign trail correspondent, and celebrated Communist Kirill Milosevic died violently Friday in a clash with police during a peace riot. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on September 15th, 2009%A study conducted by the trustworthy United States Government reveals all drugs fuck you up equally, severely and permanently. …MOAR!  2 comments  Health  ad, ad council, bill hicks, commercial, DEA, drugs, freedom, important, Marijuana, president, PSA, Science, Weed By Kilgoar, on June 12th, 2009%The uncontrolled flow of information in the form of music, video, text, and images has crossed the threshold of our leadership’s tolerance. Government officials have declared an end to the Internet, and computers altogether. President Crystal Palin made a statement this evening at a hostile press conference in the White House. “The Internet has devalued …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on May 22nd, 2009%Cuthbert, Ga.–A local clergyman molested three boys in the course of one morning shift in the confessional box. On this subject, Pope Benedict XVI spoke publicly, however bluntly, when he told the press, “Join us or die.” The spiritual leader then claimed to be pure energy, and compared himself to “the malevolent moon” whose gravity …MOAR! By Ronny Nitro, on October 21st, 2007% |
 
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