Wednesday Photo of Genesis Communications Network Compound: File
MOUNT CARMEL, TEXAS –Alex Jones, famous shock-jock and gun enthusiast responsible for popularizing Waco conspiracies, found his compound under siege after a brief, but violent, confrontation with local police. After recently claiming to own over 500 assault weapons on-air, police responding to a noise complaint decided …MOAR!
Herman Cain crouched down over the woman, who was now bloody, disheveled and used, and he asked her politely if he might take her out to dinner sometime, and if he can get that phone number. …MOAR!
If we want to take down the feds– if there’s five people that want to take down the feds . . . they’re gonna do it, leave ‘em alone!” …MOAR!
Penn State’s Coach Jerry Sandusky molested little boys “for teh lulz” and now stars in his own movie about the heinous crime! …MOAR!
Garry Trudeau made different comics trying to get the right joke to stick, as if there is some magical work-safe variant of anti-patriarchal messages he has just yet to hit …MOAR!
Analysis: Hate is in! Tyler Bass proves people only care about Kony atrocity while it’s hip, at the top of Facebook. …MOAR!
Bestiality and rape comics replace the traditional “rage comic” which became infamous shortly after reddit shamelessly ran the format into the ground …MOAR!
An Andrew Breitbart fanfiction
“No, Mr. Breitbart. Please!”
Andrew Breitbart’s stringy gray hair was greased back with sweat as he loomed over a child, heaving and groaning. In his shadow, the small boy covered his naked shame with both hands and fixed his eyes on the wall, where a picture of Jesus was hung. He …MOAR!
Feels bad, man
On Sunday, Chronicle.SU was attacked by th3j35t3r, noteworthy Anonymous pedophile. On Wednesday, Chronicle.SU rose from the dead – kind of like Jesus over there, except this really happened. Now, while th3j35t3r is carrying out yet more superficial attacks on WikiLeaks, we’d like to share with the …MOAR!