A brutal assessment of today’s American Dad, using excessive vulgarity and disturbing, offensive honesty. …MOAR!
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By  Hateful Man, on July 23rd, 2009%By Frank Mason, on June 14th, 2009%“When Miley Cyrus broke the sound barrier, we thought we’d seen everything. However, after punching through the Earth’s exosphere, the Disney Star approached escape velocity at 7 miles per second, then exploded brilliantly into a stream of atoms.“ -Eyewitness report Miley Cyrus, moments before reaching critical mass …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on May 22nd, 2009%Cuthbert, Ga.–A local clergyman molested three boys in the course of one morning shift in the confessional box. On this subject, Pope Benedict XVI spoke publicly, however bluntly, when he told the press, “Join us or die.” The spiritual leader then claimed to be pure energy, and compared himself to “the malevolent moon” whose gravity …MOAR! By Kilgoar, on October 31st, 2007%Sick of the children at your door begging for candy? The yearly news story about getting rid of trick or treating, and how it’s all Satan’s fault? Well why in Satan’s Hell else would you be here with your friends at Elf Wax? Check out some of these SPOOKY web sites. |
 
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Why I can’t do Facebook
Elf Wax columnist and internet rapist Al Stephenson delivers a biting review of the social networking fucksite, Facebook. …MOAR!