Of human existence, Gangnam Style leaves nothing untouched. …MOAR!
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Of human existence, Gangnam Style leaves nothing untouched. …MOAR! The End of the World is just around the corner, and for the first time ever, the predictions are not met with fear, but hopeful optimism that they are true. “I want to die,” said 53-year-old Jacob Bremaur, “and I want everyone I know to die a fiery death. I deserve a reward for living …MOAR!
Google collapsed under the weight of its own self-searching, a glitch that has cost many their lives. Why, God, why? …MOAR! As it was foretold in the final book of Daniel, Jesus Christ has once again arisen to appear in Treyarch’s Nazi Zombies! …MOAR! There is nothing wrong with religion. I have no problem with religion. Religious people, on the other hand, are a different story. Why can’t someone go to church, rejoice, pray, go home, and keep their beliefs to themselves? Why can’t religious people simply enjoy their religion, without trying to force it on other people, or …MOAR! Since the dawn of time, paranoid delusional people have been denied the opportunity to dodge reality and dive into the upward-spiraling colossus of a self-feeding reward system of worry. But now we can, with EvoCam. Combining the award-winning prestige of the highly adaptive miniature video camera with the competence of your common desktop or laptop …MOAR! Nuclear weapons have been activated world-wide by Lucifer’s commando-demons, and the world is now on the brink of total destruction! As the weapons are aimed for their final, maximum destructive potential the whole of mankind will end sometime tonight, in a hail of nuclear explosions that will …MOAR! |
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